- Anti Joke

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

I enjoy Popcorn

gingers

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Everybody will die