Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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what do you call a black guy african american

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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i found waldo.

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If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

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Justin Bieber hits puberty

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whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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