- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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