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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What is the street value of Amy Winehouse's ashes? Nothing. They are ashes, not drugs.

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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