How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

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Q. why did the chicken cross the road A. damn it this joke is a million years old shut up

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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the game

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BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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You know whats funny Aids

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What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

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Anti Joke

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