- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

Y u do dis?

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Fine, ladies first.

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

tee hee

A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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