Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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5 - samios in a wheelchair.

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

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Why did the little boy rush downstairs to the living room on Christmas morning? because he heard his mother screaming rape.

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If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

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