glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT that she sought a relevant support group. My understanding is that she tried Overeater's Anonymous and lost a few pounds, but it meant more that it improved her sense of self-worth. She's more comfortable with herself as a somewhat overweight woman, and a much happier person now. We're all very proud of her.

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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mark is life

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they're dead. idiot.

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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How much wood could a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood? The etymology of the name woodchuck is unrelated to wood or chucking

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Whats funnier than throwing a baby off the top of a building? The sound it makes when it hits the ground.

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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your sister has 1 boob thats funny

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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