- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

you will like this because i am black.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Whats worse then getting AIDS Math class

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

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