What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

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How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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one of the idiot

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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