- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

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A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What did the rock say to the tree. It didn't say anything, rocks don't talk.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

A white guy a black guy and a mexican are in a car and the car crashes and blowes up who dies? They all die cuz they all were in the car when it blew up

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

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