- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

I'm HIV positive.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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