Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

what has hair and can fly? a human.. i lied about the flying.

A drunk guy walks into a car

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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