- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

A man penetrates another man.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

the redsox

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

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