Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

Hey how is your wife and my kids

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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