- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

I america you read books. But in Soviet Russa, Books read YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

burn baby burn your nanas burning

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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