- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! door unlocks Problem solved, NEXT!

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