- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say after falling off the bridge? Nothing. He died a painful and terrible death on impact.

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

so a black guy, an asian, and a scott are sitting at a bar, they drink responsibly, pay their tab, and leave. The evening couldn't have been more pleasant.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

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