A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Why was the black man out of a job? because he was recently laid off and had not found any job offerings that he would be interested in

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

What's red, blue & green all over?

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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