- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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What's one thing that bothers EVERYONE? Mother Theresa

Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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