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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

Once upon a time, there was a ghost. The ghost was sneaking up on a little girl when she turned around and asked the ghost "Are you a stalker or something?" The ghost, unable to reply (being a ghost) was then kicked in the shins. The End!

ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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