Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

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What's the name of Hellen keller's dog? She doesn't have a dog, she's blind and deaf and would not be able to give it the adequate amount of care. Additionally, it's morally reprehensible to make fun of Helen Keller.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

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What comes after 69... Mouthwash

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look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

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What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

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Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

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Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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