Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? You kill him with an axe

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Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

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A duck walks into a convient store and ask the cashier, "You got any bread?". The cashier immediatley responds, "No sorry, we don't sell bread." The next day the duck comes back and asks the same cashier, "You got any bread?" The cashier sighs and responds, "No, we still have no bread." After browsing for about three minutes the duck comes back and asks, "You have any bread?" The cashier, as pissed off as a beached whale, says, "NO! WE WILL NEVER GET ANY FRICKEN BREAD AND IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THIS COUNTER!" The duck sways his head and looks to the ground, only to look right back at the cashier and ask, "You got any nails." The cashier says, "No." The duck comes back and says, "You got any bread?"

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One guy asks another guy, "Why did the sleeping man get sucked into the sinkhole?" The other guy replies, "I don't know, I heard about that a few months ago, it seems highly improbable statistically. "

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

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Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

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A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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