- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

All of these jokes are about white people

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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