- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

I ordered the "Anti-Joke" book Jk, waste of money

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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