Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

every knight i see an owl at window

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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