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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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