- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Poop

What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

Women's rights

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

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