- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Why was the gay guy sad?

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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