what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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How do you make a person cry? Burn his family.

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homosexual rights to marriage

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first one says, "Pass the soap." "No soap, radio," replies the second one. "Oh, you want me to turn on the shower radio?" "Yeah, it's too quiet in here. I could use some tunes." The first polar bear turns on the radio. "Now pass me the soap, please," he says. The second bear passes him the soap, he washes his face and neck, and then they both get out and towel off. The second bear switches off the radio before they leave the bathroom.

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