- Anti Joke

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

A Mormon walks into a bar

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

It was a beautiful day. Face.

a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny