A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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