I admit I don't know what the future holds, but one thing I know for sure is that... Lance Armstrong has only one ball.

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

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poopy is poopy

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

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What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

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Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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