- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Get out!!

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

What is a jew in space? Dead

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why didn't the politically-correct lawyer laugh at his black neighbour's jokes? He had an incapacitating malady of oralfacialoaralysis rendering him unable to laugh or smile

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