- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe

How did the baby cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

sweating like antoni with a girl

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

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