- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

Bob: You need to push harder? Tom: Oh wow what a coincidence, that is what my wife said last night. They laugh about the irony of the situation and then return to the task at hand

Q: What's worse than one dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? A: One dead baby in ten trash cans.

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What do you call a frog with a bow tie? Cute!

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

What did the buisness man say to the hobo? Nothing, he threw an apple at him and laughed!

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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