- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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