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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

whats long and black? a baton

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

ROSES ARE RED FRIENDS ARE FRIENDS, NO MUTUAL FRIEND, WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TRYING TO ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BITCH!

glens walk to the kitchen : The Green Mile

what is the difference between a black person and a white person there skin

Why didn't the cab driver pick up the black man? Because the cab driver already had a passenger and it would be unprofessional to pick up another person.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.