- Anti Joke

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

the game

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.