What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

An man walks to a bra

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Crime doesn't pay. Sure it does

sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

how many babies does it take to fill up a blender? None. they all died before being put in a blender.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Jews

Once, I went to Peru.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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