- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

the NAACP

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

i had sex.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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