Why is 5 the best number? Because it's alive!

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Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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I'm Andrew Schmitt

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Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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Penis chickens

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He Died Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He was stapled the the first koala

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I'm not sure if you share videos, but this is a great anti-joke vid. Thank you for the consideration. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHydNGR9rrg

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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