- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

What do you call a black man and an Asian working in a field? You politely ask their names and then use them; their colour is of no consequence.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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