- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Q: Knock Knock!?! A: Lettem' in!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

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