- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Man #1: What was the hardest part about watching that kid get hit by that bus? Man #2: My dick...

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Here's a joke for you, my life...

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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