Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Once, I went to Peru.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Women's rights.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Caller:Hello, is this Smellma Pitts Answer: Why yes

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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