- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

A jew enters a mall.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

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