Sickman Fraud, cocaine snorting alshole... "Oh yeah mommy I love raping you so much... What where are you? This cocaine is really bad quality man! The effect was so short..." Your friendly r*pist neighborhood Moral Man: "Because since when do you really need cocaine... ...In order to rape your mother?"

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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No!

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Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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You know what happens when you assume right? Well, you make an educated guess based on prior knowledge to the circumstance at hand.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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What did Washington say to California? WC

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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women's rights

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What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

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