- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Cancer. Super Cancer.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

A seal walks into a club.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

what did the carrot say to the rabbit? stop eating me you son of a B*****

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

okay so theres this guy.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?!, who's there?!!!, ya fucking asshole!!!, and quit knockin on my door!, my windows are fine!"

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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