- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

A guy killed his kids and wife Pokémon GO also exists

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Your mom.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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