- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Beka has AIDS

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