- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

A Duck walks into a bar.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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