Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

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Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

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What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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Q:What were Helen Keller's dying words? A: Speaking is difficult when you have no way of hearing others. Apart from that, just hours before you die, you become unaware of your surroundings, and have a harder time communicating. Both these problems merged together made it basically impossible for her to speak before death.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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Why did the man crossing the busy road die? because he wanted to

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

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Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

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