Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

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Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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A lot eh?

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What is colored and looks good hanging from trees? Oranges. Get your mind out of the gutter!

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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Okay.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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Who is it?

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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why did the the frog cross the road? because he was on the chickens back

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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