- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

Once upon of time there was a chicken. It crossed the road and everybody made fun of him. The End

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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