- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

What's blue? The sky.

Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

how do you make a baby cry? you throw a brick at it's face!

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

How old are you? 7

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

Whats worse than a joke? This

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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