- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

You know whats funny? Women's rights

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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