- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Her father beat her

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

Why did the man fall off of his bike? He was hit by a car and died in a tragic accident.

Fortunately," said the snooty maître d', "we'll let you come in without a Thai.

Why did the gay guy come out of the closet? He finally found the shirt he was looking for

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

whats the best thing ever to happen to chuk norris ? he was born !!!!

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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