- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Where's my tractor?

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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