- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Sex

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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