- Anti Joke

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

Sex

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

don't just stand there

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.