- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

What does bigfoot have? Big feet.

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

A dead guy walks into a grave.

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

A black guy walks into a kkk meeting.

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