Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I've got a shotgun, Give me the money.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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