- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

a man walked into a bar and said ow

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

"Knock knock" Come in!

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

you suck

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

i just wrote this so hard

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

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