- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

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