- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Knock knock Who's there? Amy winehouse Amy winehouse who? Amy winehouse died by falling down a flight of stairs.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

what do call a girl with a waterslide nose? Ava Sherman

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

How do you get a baby to start crying? Drop a brick on it. How do you get it to stop crying? Drop two bricks on it.

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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