- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

roses are red violets are blue they really are

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Dwight Howard

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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