What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

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Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

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A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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what did the woman call the man who ate Ham? A Pig

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Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

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Asians look like they have down syndrome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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