why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

Connor is homosexuaI

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

aodhan hearty

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What do you call two blacks on a bike? Two good friends having a good time.

Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

noah is a scrub jungle

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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