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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men jump out, and the plane crashes anyway.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

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