A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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How do you make someone to go away from you? You rap3 them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rap3 him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rap3 him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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Theres 3 guys walking and the see a genie. He says hell grant 3 wishes. The first guy asked for sandals. The genie said"I can do that" and he got sandals. The second guy asked for rock hard abs.The genie said,"sure thing".When he looked down, he saw that he had rock hard abs. The third guy asked for a pair of pants."ok" Said the genie. And then he got a pair of pants.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout boy scouts come back from camp

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow, she decided to invest in a teeth whitening procedure and begin a healthier dental hygiene regimen.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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