Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming, and felt compelled to get to its family

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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My nipple is bleeding

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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Hi my name is Bob

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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