- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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