why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

What is red and smells like blue paint? Read paint.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

a black guy walks into a black bar

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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