- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

what did the brick say to the other brick? hello. the guy next to the bricks was shocked and went home and killed his wife then later higherd an indian man to give him a lapdance.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

What did the Asian dad say to his son when he got an A- in math? Good job son.

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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