a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

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How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because having no sense of hearing or vision she is completely incapable of operating any sort of machinery.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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kennah campion when she talks

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What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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