Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

Stevan Hawkings walked into a bar. Ohh shit :/

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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