- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man, a black man, and a woman are drinking in the local pub. The black man and the woman are hanged. Medieval European pubs did not permit either.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Some wild chickens have regular seasonal migration patterns that might require them to cross a road while traveling south. Wild chicken movements include those made in response to changes in food availability, habitat or weather.

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

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Whats black white and red all over? A decapitated panda.

A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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