What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

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what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

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Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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OH MY LUMPIN GOD!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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