What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

batman has diarrhea

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

the WNBA

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Roses are blue Violets are red This isn't humor The Hell's wrong with you?

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Kevin and Ramin

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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