- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: Fsh

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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