- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

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