How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

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whats the fastest way to be murdered tell your wife your cheating on her

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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"Hey baby, how much?" "$2.99 each or 2 for $5.00, Steve." "Thanks Baby, I'll take 2."

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Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

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A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

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some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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