- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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every knight i see an owl at window

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

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