- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

I read my Uncle an anti-joke. He is still wondering why it made no sense to him.

Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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