- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

How do you make a mime talk? Put a gun to his head.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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