Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

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A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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hi

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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What Do Yu Call 2 gay guys? Tyquan And Dnautica

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Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

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Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

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An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

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What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

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Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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