- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A duck walks into a bar. the manager kicks him out considering animals are not allowed in the bar.

Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

A dead guy walks into a grave.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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